Quick! To the patent office!

From the Ministry of Truth today:

Ruling Out A Spring Election
January 20, 2007

Premier Danny Williams has ruled out a spring election. With a rash of resignations in the House of Assembly and the cost of byelections, Williams was asked yesterday if the October general election might be moved up. He says no. Williams says it was decided there would be fixed elections to give certainty to the public and to prevent oppurtunism by a government. He says it would be two-faced of the government to turn around and do otherwise.

Spec! Tac! U! Lar!

On this issue, Danny says he will keep a political promise, because to do otherwise would be "two-faced".

Yet, on another issue, and another promise, Danny has no qualms whatsoever about being "two-faced". Quite the double-standard.

Yes, folks, Danny is being two-faced about being two-faced.

Doing his part for the knowledge economy, Danny Williams has invented meta-two-facedness!

As a Great Lawyer™, he will need no reminder about the need to rush posthaste to the Patent Office. Perhaps the Embassy can handle the paperwork.