Another modest proposal

This delicious little item today from The Ministry of Truth via OffalNews:

Holiday Bad for Business
February 11, 2007

The Canadian Federation of Independent Business says they will not go along with another statutory holiday, especially not without the proper consultation. This province is considering following Saskatchewan and Manitoba's lead in creating a holiday in February to break up the long winter between Christmas and Easter. CFIB president Bradley George says that could be disastrous for business in this province.

Hmmmm. Sounds like an opportunity to kill several birds with one stone.

If such a holiday would be "disastrous for business", then the commemoration should reflect that. It would also give Glorious Leader yet another opporunity to advance his personality cult.

So "Danny Williams Day", it is!