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"We can't allow things that are inaccurate to stand." — The Word of Our Dan, February 19, 2008.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

And the hunt is now on for that treasonous six percent

Reports the Winnipeg Free Press:
The poll shows Doer remains among the most popular first ministers in the land with the job approval rating of 71 per cent given by Manitobans topped only by the 94 per cent rating that Newfoundland's Danny Williams enjoys.
Hollett, Lono, Westcott, Cochrane, Wangersky... be very afraid. Now is not the time to wear those "Dissident" t-shirts in public.

6 Comments:

At 3:02 PM, April 20, 2007 , Blogger Liam O'Brien said...

Wally - sorry for totally unrelated question. Our recent discussions and many many in the past led me to ask again. Sorry if you've already answered. What's your educational background? I get a strong sense of law or poli sci from you.

 
At 9:42 PM, April 20, 2007 , Blogger Edward G. Hollett said...

Wally is a self-educated former mink trapper from just outside Rigolet.

Since gaining access to the Internet via a hand-cranked portable generator (loving turned by his aging mom), Wally has been able to improve his English and developed fluency in at least two other languages.

He came out of the woods for the first time only a decade ago. Once his eyes adjusted to the artificial intensity of lights in a large city, he has been able to knock off qualifications in several disciplines. Law took him a day; it would have been a morning's work, but he took a nap around lunchtime.

This is entirely fictitious of course since Wally doesn't actually exist. He is merely an Internet-generated alter-ego for Liam O'Brien. Sorta like a giant cosmic counter-balance, yin and yang thing.

 
At 11:26 PM, April 20, 2007 , Blogger WJM said...

Hollett, you revealed the truth. Please report to Elimination Centre 16 for Elimination.

 
At 12:26 PM, April 21, 2007 , Blogger Edward G. Hollett said...

Well, I would hope to be eliminated at elimination centre 16. I didn't tell the whole truth.

You are in fact the direct descendant of Mr. Bumble and as a result spend your time exposing the asses in the practice of law. Next to Mr. Furious, the least understood of the Mystery Men. The character was chopped from the movie. The only actor they ever tested for the part misunderstood and spent his rehearsal time exposing his ass to lawyers;. They created an entirely new role for him involving farts.

The repetition of the reduncancy is repetitively redundant.

A far worse fate would be assigned to a provincial strategic planning secretariat.

 
At 1:24 AM, April 22, 2007 , Blogger WJM said...

A far worse fate would be assigned to a provincial strategic planning secretariat.

Gadzooks! Even worse than being assigned to the planning strategy secretariat!

 
At 2:32 PM, April 24, 2007 , Blogger Liam O'Brien said...

made me really LOL.

Well said.

 

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