The Terry Milewski rule

There is a rule of journalism, which for the past decade has been jocularly called, in some circles, the Terry Mileski Rule, which states: Journalists should never become part of the story.

Which is why, of course, it's perfectly OK that Ryan Cleary of The - >snicker< - Independent is also a featured speaker, and a highly-anticipated one, no doubt, at Friday's Glorious National Rally Of Unanimous Love And Support of Glorious Leader, an event which will no doubt feature heavily in the next printing of The - >snicker< - Independent, what with Mr. Cleary and his organ having long since abandoned any pretence of practicing journalism.