Smallwood would be proud

As you read this, imagine George Baker doing his best Joey Smallwood impression.

"You don't just announce something once.

Oh no.

It takes three days to announce something.

Three days!

On the first day — the first day — you call the press together. You get all the reporters together.

And you announce that you are going to announce something.

Then on the second day!

On the second day!

On! The! Second! Day! — you announce it.

And on the third day?

You announce that you have announced something."

So that makes two down: