Mr. Positivity strikes again

“It’s good to have an opposition, but it’s important that that opposition be a constructive opposition, it not be a name-calling, mudslinging, personal- attacking type of opposition,” Mr. Postivity said at the start of the campaign.

“Poor, poor Gerry. I can’t imagine what it must be like to get up on the wrong side of the bed every single morning,” Mr. Positivity said on Thursday, near the end of the campaign, to uproarious laughter, Alisha Morrissey reports in today’s Telegram. “Cheer up b’y ... smile a little bit. You might get a few votes.”

That Mr. Positivity. He’s so positive, and never, never, ever engages in name-calling, mudslinging or personal attacks.