Shiatsu with a happy ending

From the PC radio spot "Leadership":

When people are positive, and they feel good about the province, and they're uplifted, that makes me feel very good actually.

And from "Our Future":

When young people come up to me, and they say, "look, you know, you're doing a great job, keep up the good work," and they got a smile on their face, and they're exchanged, that's when I feel very good.

And so, gentle reader, that is what this election is all about: massaging Danny Williams' ego and making him feel good.