War!

"Civil war seeds were quietly planted in Canada’s front yard this week," military strategist Ryan Cleary scribbles this week in his organ, "an impending battle that could threaten the nation’s fabric."

Powerful forces are lining up across Canada in the fight to control the eventual flow of energy from Labrador. Clean hydro power is more precious than gold in today’s environment. Some wars are unavoidable. Some wars are welcome.

At last! We now know what we are fighting for!