Feelin' groovy

According to the Ministry of Truth, Our Dear Premier is upbeat:

Province Feeling Good - Dec 27, 2007

Premier Danny Williams says compared to this time last year, this province is much better off. Williams says not only are we further ahead financially, people of the province are feeling very good about themselves.

But wait! There's audio, too!

What did we ever do without Danny Williams to tell us how good to feel, including about themselves?

What will we ever do without Him to give us the self-respect we crave?

And how many times is He going to repeat His boosterist message of sunshine and roses before someone openly wonders: who is He trying to convince?