Jerome Kennedy: not looking for nothing

Jerome Kennedy tells the Senate Legal Affairs Committee on Wednesday:

We do not look to the federal government for assistance. That has been since the issue with Prime Minister Harper and Premier Williams on the Atlantic Accord.

That’s right, Jerome! You tell’em!

We ain’t not wants no nothin’!

Except for a penitentiary.

But that’s it! A penitentiary. Just one measly penitentiary.

And a base.

A penitentiary. And a base. And that’s it.

And money for highways.

But that’s it. Totally reasonable. Just a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways.

And for Colonial Building.

And that’s not so wrong, is it? Just a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways, and federal money to fix up a provincial government building.

And the federal government’s shares in Hibernia.

We do not look to the federal government for assistance. Just for a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways, and federal money to fix up a provincial government building, and the federal government’s shares in Hibernia.

And federal funding so We can Go It Alone on the Lower Churchill.

Not asking for nothing. Nothing much. Just for a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways, and federal money to fix up a provincial government building, and the federal government’s shares in Hibernia, and federal funding so We can Go It Alone on the Lower Churchill.

And more federal civil servants.

But really, that’s it. All we’re asking for, besides no assistance, is a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways, and federal money to fix up a provincial government building, and the federal government’s shares in Hibernia, and federal funding so We can Go It Alone on the Lower Churchill, and more federal civil servants.

And compensation for all that federal ice.

Which isn’t assistance. Because We don’t want assistance. We can Go It Alone. Masters of Our Own Domain. All We want is a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways, and federal money to fix up a provincial government building, and the federal government’s shares in Hibernia, and federal funding so We can Go It Alone on the Lower Churchill, and more federal civil servants, and compensation for all that federal ice.

And more money for health care.

But honestly, that’s it. We don’t need or want no stinkin’ federal assistance. Just a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways, and federal money to fix up a provincial government building, and the federal government’s shares in Hibernia, and federal funding so We can Go It Alone on the Lower Churchill, and more federal civil servants, and compensation for all that federal ice, and more money for health care.

And funding for Cupids 2008.

Not assistance. Funding. All We want is a penitentiary, and a base, and money for highways, and federal money to fix up a provincial government building, and the federal government’s shares in Hibernia, and federal funding so We can Go It Alone on the Lower Churchill, and more federal civil servants, and compensation for all that federal ice, and more money for health care, and funding for Cupids 2008.

Honestly, does Jerome Kennedy even believe the stuff he spouts on His Master’s behalf?

How could he?