Positive Bob

The über-partisan Tory caller to VOCM formerly known as Negative Bob informs us that he hasn't drunk the Kool-Aid.

That's reassuring to know, especially in light of all the other not-sycophantic, not-over-the-top and certainly not in the least bit scary praise he heaped on Our Dear Premier tonight. With regards to the Tom Rideout affair, he proclaims

Danny Williams is bringing in a whole new way of doing things... this is totally different from what we had, everyone pulling rank, everyone buying votes.

Yip. Totally different. Liz' talking points say so, and it must be true. If you suggest otherwise, nothing could be further from the truth. Our Dear Premier has successfully removed politics from the highways budget by centralizing control over the program in his own office. There are no "sacrificial districts". And we have always been at war with Eastasia. Or Canada. One of them.
Positive Bob, who hasn't drunk the Kool-Aid, continues, with literally Messianic zeal:

I love the man, I admire everything he's doing... I'm not afraid to tell the man he's done an excellent job, he's done a miraculous job... The man is a Messiah for what he's accomplished. I'm stating it, that's all. Why not tell it? Why hold that back?

You tell 'em, Positive Bob! And while you're at it you make some more sound points that couldn't possibly be any farther from being a political personality cult, nosiree:

People don't seem to appreciate what he's done. This is a sin against humanity… to not acknowledge it. Why not give the man the due for what he's done, and be so grateful?

*Sniff.* Brings a tear even to these jaded glass eyes, Positive Bob. And when you say

He's given us pride!

there ain't no one, no one indeed, who will contemplate, or consider, or even twig to the obvious logical implication, that if He, He alone, gave us all that pride, that it means for all these years, we were getting around in shame.

Right, Positive Bob?

You tell 'em. You tell 'em all.

Just don't pass the Kool-Aid.