And it begins

Triv inherited the mantle of Minister of Highway Happiness, and with it, almost surely, the mantle of Sycophant of the Month between now and at least June, on a go-forward basis.

This is just the preface.

(Oddly vague on dollar values, though, innit? has someone removed the $ from WilliamsGovernment keyboards?)

Bonus point: two healthy doses of WilliamsGovernment, with a style point for a "theProvincialGovernment". Excellent work, Triv!