"We can't allow things that are inaccurate to stand." — The Word of Our Dan, February 19, 2008.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Dust my credenza

Really, how very hard must it suck to be a cabinet minister in Danny Williams-Government?

First, Himself bows out of the annual Premierrific shop talk — for the second year in a row — with the substitution announced not in an official advance statement like this one, but in a Crackberry communiqué after the ringer's flight's nose was already up.

Curiously, said ringer is neither the Deputy Premier (like last year) nor the Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs.

And finally, it emerges that the latter, said Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs, Dave someone, was, in fact, part of the two-man tag-team dispatched to Winnipeg. (Danny's awesomeness being so awesome, it takes two regular humanoids to substitute for him.)

Where do we all learn this bit of intelligence?

Well, still not from Executive Council, whose latest release concerns the Garnish Bakeapple Festival.

Nope. It comes from, of all places, a reply comment on Bondpapers.

Danny Williams runs the most open and transparent government in the universe, and he's also six-foot-three.

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At 8:09 PM, August 07, 2010 , Blogger Polly said...

And its a good thing the "little man" thinks he is 6'3", because he is already on his shrink cycle , and the way he is going , he will be 3'6" and very long in the tooth before he concedes .
I have a feeling he already sports elevator shoes ,before long ,platforms !!!!
Don't you just love it ?


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