Imagine

From Toronto's National Newspaper's coverage of the Dannystan election:

The lopsided contest has made Tuesday's vote here essentially a foregone conclusion. The most recent polling numbers available are from August, and they show Mr. Williams and his party enjoying support in the range of 75 per cent.

The poll was taken before Mr. Williams announced a memorandum of understanding with an oil consortium, noted Corporate Research Associates president Don Mills, whose company did the polling.

“We can only imagine what it'd be now,” he said.

Yes, we only can...