Hi, Mike! Single name, is it? Mongolian? Indonesian? Mohawk? Or just a pseud like Sting or Issa?
To answer your question, your premise is faulty. Try again.
As for your advice, thank you! Not sure what I need help with — other than carpal tunnel brought on by bad mousing posture. Could lose a couple pounds. Need a tooth fixed. There's that toenail issue. Otherwise, gee, thanks for your concern!
And I'm glad word is getting around. That's kinda the whole point. Tell both your friends!