Great Environmentalist

Glorious Leader is about to be recognized by Corporate Knights for his "unrelenting drive to unleash Canada’s green energy-super-power potential".

The honour is being given "in recognition of his moral courage and unrelenting drive to unleash Canada’s energy-super-power potential in a fair and green way".

The fart-sniffers who are handing out this award have obviously never heard about Our Dear Plan to run "green" energy transmission lines through a national park, Our Successful Green Expropriation of a previously privately-owned toxic stew, or Our Very Fair Plan to ensure access to Labrador hydro power for everyone, as long as they don't actually live in Labrador.