How to spot a plant (VI)

A fasctinating comment on this CBC web story:

"After reading all 3 party platforms, I will have to vote PC in this election," CBFA said.





At 3:30 p.m., on the day before the third party to release its platform actually released its platform.

We Love the Leader

At least some of the commenters on a recent CBC report are not willing to stand back and let Williams get hammered.

Displaced Newfoundlander's last sentence would make for a particularly hilarious campaign slogan.

backspace wrote:
Posted 2010/05/21 at 8:35 AM ET
We need to support OUR Premier 100%. We need to trust in his leadership. We are the ones who voted him in in the first place. He will do whats right for Newfoundland. He needs more support from us not more criticism. If we as proud people of Newfoundland learned to back OUR premier up we would get more issues solved. More unity is needed in our province.

SecoundThought wrote:
Posted 2010/05/21 at 7:28 AM ET
We were aal in support of WIlliams move to exprpriate the assets and now people are ready to throw the first stone. We must support his position with these greasy and slimy international companies that have raped this province for so long. No one said the road to self rule over our resources would be easy or without roadblocks. We have to conitune the fight to support our premier if he has our good in mind. Once we turn our backs on him we will fail.

Displaced Newfoundlander wrote:
Posted 2010/05/20 at 11:56 PM ET
I'm originally from GF-W and it hurts me too when I see this whole circus act play out. But why won't all you Danny bashers let it play out. All your negative criticism will not change a thing. It seems as if you people will always bitch and scream harder at the very people who try to make a difference.Let them bring it to the supreme court, try to make Abitibi pay a portion of it. If it does not play out in your favor, you have to swallow the fact that the province would have been on the hook as tax payers anyway. STOP whining and support the best government leader this province has ever seen. He's trying.

How to spot a plant (V)

Tony the Tory from Garnish writes to the Western Star.

Well, if that alone doesn't tip you off, how about this?

Recently, The Western Star published an unsigned article stating that the premier should resign.

Right off the top: the Eighth floor is utterly fixated with the "unsigned" nature of the editorial.

(Correction: they are fixated with the fact that the editorial, with its heretical questions, was ever published in the first place.)

The masthead editorial. Unsigned. Like every masthead editorial in every serious paper.

Obsessed.

Cf. a comment that appeared on the Star's site itself within hours:

Craig from NL writes: Why would this paper print an editorial criticizing the Premier without requiring someone to put their name on it?

Who wrote this, for all we know it has been written by Lorraine Michael or Yvonne Jones or a doctor or someone else who has a vested interest in Williams quitting.
Posted 23/04/2010 at 11:29 AM

Or comments on the follow-on coverage on the CBC, like this:

Craig in Torbay wrote:
Posted 2010/05/04at 10:25 AM ET

I still think it is ridiculous that the Western Star would publish an editorial piece criticizing the Premier and not have the guts to put the authors name on it.

This is a nothing story.

Or this:

Craig in Torbay wrote:
Posted 2010/04/23at 9:49 AM ET
So we have an unsigned editorial suggesting that the Premier retire? Could it be possible that it was written by a LIBERAL?Why would a news paper print something in it's editorial page criticizing the premier without requiring the author to put their name on it?

Seems fishy to me.

this:

Blackstone wrote:
Posted 2010/04/23at 9:53 AM ET
This is a non-story. If we don't know who the author of the editorial is ("anonymous"), then we cannot even speculate as to the person's motivation or political allegiances.
The longer Danny chooses the stick around, the luckier it is for our province.

this:

chellam wrote:
Posted 2010/04/23at 10:09 AM ET
The decision to retire will be made by Williams himself or the voters of Newfoundland, thank you very much.
I'm surprised this is a 'story' at all. A suggestion for Williams to retire from an UNSIGNED newspaper article! Shows just how frantic the Liberal element is in light of Williams continued popularity.

this:

student111 wrote:
Posted 2010/04/23at 10:38 AM ET
Wow Yvonne Jones is even going as far as to write anonymous editorials in newspaper now.

this:

Eraxion wrote:
Posted 2010/04/23at 10:46 AM ET
What's the true motive of the person (or persons) who wrote that editorial? What are they hiding?

this:

DonLester wrote:
Posted 2010/04/23at 11:03 AM ET
The day Danny Williams retires is the day we are in trouble if Michaels or Jones ever became Premier. ( Oh what a horrible thought.) As for the a-hole who wrote that stupid article, why did he/she not have the guts to sign their real name if they truly believe in what they wrote ????

or this:

Chris08 wrote:Posted 2010/04/23
at 7:16 PM ET
It would be a disgrace to say this is a newspaper. What kind of rag publishes this without the name? This could have very easy been Yvonne Jones or Roger Grimes for god sakes. And why the hell do the CBC think this is news by repeating crap like this. The editor obviously needs to grow a set. Slime ball.

Strangely, none of these people seem to have any strong opinion on the equally unsigned Western Star editorial of May 1st.

Still not sure you have a plant on your hands? Read a little further. First the obligatory, slightly sexist slag of the opposition leaders:

Maybe if they want a leader to resign they should look at their own leaders because Yvonne Jones and Lorraine Michael aren’t something to be proud of.

The unfounded historical claim:

Still why would the premier resign? In seven years he has done more for this province than any other premier did in the first 54 years of this province.

The appeal to the CRA poll:

His approval ratings are constantly in the 70s.

And, lately, the L-word, complete with the author being vague on what, exactly, that L is:

The premier has a legacy in this province, one that he is continuing to build upon, for someone to suggest that he resign is upsetting to say the least.

(You do have to wonder why the Plant Co-ordinator is so strongly harping on the Premier's "legacy", whatever that is — the bungled expropriation, maybe? — when he plans to run again in 2011.)

And yet more fixation on the unsigned nature of the masthead editorial of a newspaper:

To the writer of that editorial I’ll sign my name to this letter.

You should have signed your name to yours.

Still not convinced? Hi, Dave Denine, if you're reading today!

MR. DENINE: I was down in Garnish, and I have to be careful now because I cannot leave a place out. I was down in Garnish with my colleague the Minister of Education, and what a community.

AN HON. MEMBER: (Inaudible.).

MR. DENINE: Pardon me?

AN HON. MEMBER: Did you meet Tony Ducey?

MR. DENINE: Yes, I did. I met Tony Ducey. I said hello to Tony. Hi, Tony, how are you, if you are listening today?

A little over the top

John Power from St. John's, Newfoundland writes:

Since my return to this land of promise, I have been in awe. I have skied Marble, snowmobiled the Long Range Mountains, and caught salmon in our great rivers. I have hiked the cliffs of the Avalon and toured the island by bike. I have tasted the fine cuisines offered in St. John’s and have enjoyed the local and imported talent that provides us with great entertainment. This is our land, a land of opportunity and a land of plenty. Stay the course Saint Danny, and thank you!

Yes, thank you, "Saint Danny" [cripes!] for erecting the Long Range Mountains and the cliffs.

Thank you, "Saint Danny", for seeding our great rivers with salmon.

Napoleon was now never spoken of simply as "Napoleon." He was always referred to in formal style as "our Leader, Comrade Napoleon," and this pigs liked to invent for him such titles as Father of All Animals, Terror of Mankind, Protector of the Sheep-fold, Ducklings' Friend, and the like. In his speeches, Squealer would talk with the tears rolling down his cheeks of Napoleon's wisdom the goodness of his heart, and the deep love he bore to all animals everywhere, even and especially the unhappy animals who still lived in ignorance and slavery on other farms. It had become usual to give Napoleon the credit for every successful achievement and every stroke of good fortune. You would often hear one hen remark to another, "Under the guidance of our Leader, Comrade Napoleon, I have laid five eggs in six days"; or two cows, enjoying a drink at the pool, would exclaim, "Thanks to the leadership of Comrade Napoleon, how excellent this water tastes!"

— George Orwell, Animal Farm

How to spot a plant (IV)

Just in from Port au Port East:

"...proud moment for the people of this province"

"the first time in the history of this province that we finally have a leader who..."

"strong premier... strong action"

"Williams government"

How to spot a plant (II) and (III)

(I) Impersonal verb construction, appeals to how unworthy we are to have Him:

Jason from Mount Pearl, NL writes: WOW! Yes, he is a wealthy man, but this guy does not get paid to run the province, instead it is donated to charity. Why would someone put them selves in the public eye to be heckled for free is beyond me....thats honorable if you ask me.

(II) Negativity towards "negativity":

Tim from NL writes: In 2009 I think everyone should start posting only positive comments, if you have something negative to say keep it to your self. There is enough negativity surrounding us, we don't need to be bad mouthing each other. This should be the year that all the people in Newfoundland & Labrador work together. Happy New Year to all!

How to spot a plant

"three times the size of Prince Edward Island!"