Spontaneous show of spontaneous spontaneity

It's fascinating to hear well-known provincial PC Party Dannyfan after well-known provincial PC Party Dannfan, lo, this past week or so, lining up on the airwaves of the Ministry of Truth, using the word "corrupt" to describe Stephen Harper or the federal Tories, and protesting that "even though I've always voted X, this time I think I'll give the NDP a chance."

Fascinating.

Utterly fascinating.

And, of course, totally, absolutely, 100% spontaneous.

What jaded, cynical person could ever doubt it?