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"We can't allow things that are inaccurate to stand." — The Word of Our Dan, February 19, 2008.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Riddle me this

You are on the second floor of a ten-storey building.

You push the elevator button to go up.

The elevator going up stops at your floor, and the doors open.

There is only one person on the elevator.

He is Premier Danny Williams.

You board the elevator.

You are both going to the top floor of the building.

Shortly after the elevator doors close, you hear a fart.

Shortly after that, you smell a fart.

For the duration of your elevator ride, there are no more stops, and no one else has boarded.

It’s just you and him.

You didn’t fart.

Who farted?










The former administration, of course. The former administration farted.

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