The marine synopsis

First, those in the know said that Danny was “poorly organized” and that there was “great uncertainty” about Danny’s future course.

Then a wag noted that Danny was still lingering in the Caribbean.

Another wag speculated that Danny might instead veer off on a tangent, slam central Canada, and dump all over Ottawa.

A third wag wondered aloud whether Danny wasn’t already showing signs of weakening.

The second wag agreed, and figured Danny isn’t going to live up to the hype.

The first wag predicted that in the end, after arriving from down south, Danny would just inflict a bunch of wind and hot air on Newfoundland.

Yes, said the third wag, Danny will storm into town.

Yup, said the second wag, and then what’s left of Danny will blow off to Ireland.

No temperaature chaaange.